The Cone

Ever wondered what sex toys would look like for The Jetsons? Well, look no further. The future of pleasure has arrived! Check out this hot little number that looks cool and gets you HOT. And don’t you worry if the Cone will get you purring, because there are 16 different settings to make sure you’ll find Nirvana. (There’s even an “orgasm button” that practically promises the big “OH!” is yours for the taking.) And don’t think the Cone is just another pretty face. Its dimensions are designed for your pleasure. Best of all, this cute little Cone is Hands Free and super soft, so you just lay back and let your new best friend do all the work. Let’s hear it for Progress!

The Cone is a new innovation in adult entertainment. It doesn’t follow the norm when it comes to shape, but don’t be fooled, the hands-free design will leave you more than satisfied!

Thankfully, things have changed since the mechanical devices of the 1880’s and the recent ‘hand-reliant’ plastic phallic replacements. Now there’s a really cool hands-free silicone alternative.

Developed by Twisted Products, The Cone began life as a wooden S&M chair. The S&M chair proved to be too comfortable so the idea came... to mold the shape into super-soft silicone, stuff with a powerful vibration motor and let’s not forget that clever little microchip. The rest, as they say, is history.

Providing more variation than your average washing-machine, The Cone contains a powerful 3 Volt, 3000rpm gold brush motor and 16 built in programs, varying in vibration speed, power and frequency up to 30Hz. The Cone boasts a base diameter of over 7.25" and is a cool 5.25" high, (about the length from your outstretched thumb to your little finger). It weighs a chunky 1 lb, 1 oz.

However, do not be alarmed – as it is only partially penetrative with some heavy-duty ‘outer’ stimulation – future activity with a male partner will not resemble the act of throwing a sausage down an alley. Far from it in fact, some of the testers entertained the idea that it tightened things up! It has been suggested that there is another rather handy medical application for The Cone, but that’s their secret for now!

Size: 7-1/2" diameter, 4-1/2" high
Batteries: Three C batteries, not included

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