How To Turn The SuperBowl Into Supersex


Dear Reader,


I've heard nothing but complaints from my female
friends this year about this coming Sunday.

It's blah blah Superbowl, blah blah, the Colts,
blah blah, the Bears. And all my friends are
just trying to figure out ways of getting out
of watching the damn game.

So this goes out to all those football widows
out there. Because if you're on of those chickies
who looooooooooooooves football and paints her
face the colors of her man's team, well then,
La Di Friggin Da to you. I bet you have a flat head
and turn into a pizza at midnight too.

But for the rest of us, who may have little or
let's be honest, NO interest in the game, Sunday
can be the biggest bore, or a total disconnect
with that creature we call a boyfriend /
husband / Mr. Right Now...

So what do you do?

Well, you have options, as always...

You can take the easy way out. Go shopping
with friends, whine about how he doesn't
understand and do some retail therapy.
Hey, when doesn't that work, right?

But what's the payback? You miss out on
an opportunity to get closer to each other.
You're still rolling your eyes at him
and his stupid past time while he's
wondering who's going to pay off your
visa bill...


Or you can play submissive little wifey
hiding out in the kitchen, only to
emerge occasionally to refill chips,
salsa and beers for your man and his
crew of screaming college buddies...
Ooooooooooh, where do I sign up for
that day of thrills?

Payback? He's happy you helped out. But
you're stuck doing the dishes and quite
frankly, feeling a little left out and
under appreciated. It doesn't really
make for the best mood to go and jump
in the sack with him, does it?

OK. Ready for plan C? As in Creating
all Consuming Combustible Coitus???
(So, I like alliteration... deal with
it and listen up...)

Imagine instead, you both having a great
time, getting into the game because it
holds the promise that you will BOTH have
a great time, before, during and AFTER
the game...

Oh? Your cute little ear perked up, did
they? Yeah, I thought so.

See, the problem is, we can get into these
same old habits, old ruts, where we
only think in black and white. I'm
telling you, if you want to keep your
sex life, and consequently, your
RELATIONSHIP from getting stale, then
you have to start looking at things in
a different way.

Variety is the spice of (your sex) life.

You can see each situation that pops up
and ask yourself, is there an opportunity
to make something out of this?


I know this may sound corny, but it's
vital to your relationship that you keep
your passion alive. And the best way to do
this is by trying new things, breaking old
ruts, and being creative. So, in my
book, "Bliss in the Bedroom: A Real Woman's Guide to Better Sex" section
3 is all about how to find new ways to
keep your sex life exciting. And no,
I'm not talking about bringing in donkeys
or Skydiving of Mt Everest while having
sex.

I'm talking about creative ways
EVERYONE can enjoy. So, if you haven't
had a chance to download it yet, you can
get all the details here:

"Bliss in the Bedroom: A Real Woman's Guide to Better Sex"

And you can start this Sunday.

You know the old saying, when life hands
you lemons, you make lemonade? Well, same idea
here, but it's when life hands you the
Superbowl, you make SUPERSEX.

The idea is you and your man are going to
make little wagers on the game or things
surrounding the game. And instead of betting
with cash, your currency is each other.

OK, here are a couple of ways you can go:

The Panties Pool-

Have you ever seen those office pools
they do for football games? It's a grid
of boxes, with 0-9 going down and
0-9 going across. Then people write their
names inside the boxes. and then one set
of numbers is for one team, and one is for
the other. So, say, at the end of the first
quarter, the score is 10 - 7, the Colts..
Then you would go to that square, and that
person would win.

You can do the same. But instead of putting
names in the squares, you put SEX ACTS.
So, whoever wins, REALLY wins... And it's
up to you be as nice or as naughty as you
want.

You can have the prizes be anything your
little hearts desire.. from kissing to
an erotic massage, to you owe him a BJ,
to he owes you, to having sex in his tool
shed, or a certain pair of panties you have to
wear to him doing that funny dance he
does naked.. (relax, I'm not spying on you...
it was just a lucky guess.)

I guarantee you that you will be more
interested in the game if you have an
evening with a blindfold, whipped cream
and oral sex riding on the line...
As will he be doubly interested if he's
got the same thing going for him if he wins.

Panty Points -

OK, let's say you don't have any time to
write out a whole pool or it's not your deal.
You can get into the game with certain sexual
paybacks for certain plays the teams make.

What if the Colts get a 3 point field goal?
Maybe he gets his choice of three sex positions.
Or say, there's a turnover (fumble or
interception) then you get a head to toe
body massage, with his tongue. A touchdown could
mean you touch him DOWN there.. while the
point after could mean you get oral sex before
and after...

The possibilities are endless.

And last but least, there's always some fun to
be had with the Superbowl commercials. So
why not work them into your game? If a Coke or
Pepsi commercial comes on before a beer commercial,
one of you has to strip. Fed - ex, means one of you
has to feed the other one, while nude, or
pizza commercial gets you your favorite sexual
fantasy.

The point is, have fun. be silly, laugh,
be sexy, but be together.


And think how many points YOU'LL score
when he sees that the lady he adores not
only wants to sit down and watch the game
WITH him, but took the time to make a game
about sex that revolves around the SUPERBOWL.
It's like a dream come true for most red
blooded men.


And added bonus - This works not just for the
Superbowl, but for baseball, hockey,
basketball, soccer, hell, bowling and
croquet... whatever he's into. You can
liven up your sex life through world
series and play-offs, finals and Nascar.

You're set throughout the year if you just
take a chance and get a little creative.

Of course, I understand that sometimes it's
hard when someone just says "get creative."
in fact, that can be downright frustrating,
like saying, "get brilliant" or "get skinny."
It can seem, well, very UNHELPFUL, right?

Well, HELP is HERE. I spent years gathering
every juicy piece of sexual wisdom I could
find and put in my book. Now you can
benefit from all my research, the countless
interviews I've done with hundreds of women,
men, and therapists do discover, among other
things:

_ The SINGLE MOST COMMON OBSTACLE a woman
has that keeps her from climaxing.

- What to say to a man to really get what
need in bed and how to say it.

- The absolute mind-blowing hand and oral
techniques that will rocket your man into
another dimension.

- Specific positions that enhance a woman's
chance at achieving an orgasm.

- Fun and flirtatious ways to keep him thinking
about you all day long, and get him rushing
back home.

- Exciting ways to bring back the fun in your
sex life and painless ways to introduce new
ideas to your mate.

- What a man finds sexiest about yous.

And it's not just about have better sex.
It's about having a better relationship.
Having more self con9&e=1


I have complete faith that this
book will dramatically improve your love life.

Which is why I'm going to make this commitment
to you. It's actually a little risky on my part,
by I know you're going to get something out of it.
So you can gey your love life improves.

"Bliss in the Bedroom: A Real Woman's Guide to Better Sex"

Just go to the link and check it out.


So please don't wait. We are all here for such
a short time. Why not make every moment the
best it can be? Why not give yourself the
opportunity to happier and more satisfied than
you ever knew you could be?

Good luck and have a Super Superbowl.

I'll be talking to you again in a few days.

Your friend,


Laura


P.S.

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it be success stories, questions, suggestions,
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I'll get back to you as fast as my little
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