7 Deadly Oral Sex Sins You Need To Avoid


Last month, I had one of those great days. It was
one of those sunny, picture afternoons. Got all
my errands done, fit into my skinny jeans, got
the parking spot right in front.

But that's not what made it a good day.

I got to hang out with my BOYS.

My boys are this amazing group of men I've
known since the age of 5. We have been through
it al together...

College, girlfriends (theirs) boyfriends (mine),
crappy jobs, good jobs, houses, travel,
you name it.

They're all pretty damn hot, funny and smart
but treat me like I'm one of the guys...

Just with female genitalia.

So, we're hanging out last month and Chris
(one of my favorite guys, and ridiculously
handsome at that...) starts telling us
how he and his lady friend are on the outs.

Of course, everybody says that's too bad,
but between you and me, he could do better,
so I wasn't really crying over it.

So I asked him, what happened?

Oh, you know, he says, they drifted apart,
wanted different things, they had become
more friends than lovers, blah, blah, blah.

Uh, really?

So now my ears have perked up because I KNOW
sex has something to do with it.

When I ask him about the sex (Hey, I'm nosey,
but I'm doing it for YOU, so shut up and
listen...)

And he finally, after a couple of beers,
confesses that while he'll miss her, he won't
miss their sex life.

HOLY CRAP!

This is getting good.

And you know I'm not going to let him out of
this one, so I tell him that I will give him
the meanest wedgie if he doesn't come clean.

So he he tells me, that the sex was ok, but
ORAL SEX...

Well...

Not that mind BLOWING, if you know what I'm
talking about.

So, now we're talking BJ's and all of them
have an opinion, as well they should.

And it's just what I suspected.

In fact, I decided to interview a couple
of hundred men and I got the same answer, as
I knew I would.

Men have definite opinions what makes a great
blow job.

I've known that for quite sometime and
if YOU want to know, see my chapter on what
makes a man melt in your mouth. You can read
it by going here:

"Bliss in the Bedroom: A Real Woman's Guide to Better Sex,"

BUT you know what?

Men have even stronger opinions on what makes
a BAD one.

A mean will remember two things:

Amazing oral sex...

and AMAZINGLY BAD ORAL SEX.

Which category do you think you're i?

Which category do you WANT to be in?

Uh, huh, that's what I thought.

Then you better listen up my darlin', so
you don't ever make these mistakes.

So here they are...

THE 7 DEADLY SINS OF ORAL SEX.

Do NOT let these happen to you OR your man.

#1 Timid Tina

Stop acting like his erection is gonna
sit up and bite you! If you're suffering
from Timid Tina syndrome, then you have a
tendency to just act very hesitant about
what you're doing. You don't make any eye
contact with your man and you are
DEFINITELY not acting like you know what
the hell you're doing.

Do you think he's going to lie back and
relax when his manhood is in the mouth
of a woman who has a slightly unsure
look on her face and handling him as
if he were some alien mouse?

NO!

You better grow a pair of balls, baby
and handle your man the way he deserves,
with some passion.

Which brings us to

#2. The Bored Brenda BJ

This is when his lady acts like she would
rather be washing the toilets in a bus
terminal or sliding down a fifty foot
razor, than giving her man oral lovin'.

Se's going through the motions, but her
mind is somewhere else, and he KNOWS it.

How does anybody reach the heights of
pleasure like that?

Think about it if the tables were turned
and your man was kissing your pretty
clitty but looking at his watch or watching
the game in the background?

Well you'd want to smash his head with
your knees!

He's no different, so show some respect
when you've got him between your lips.

#3. The One Trick Pony

This little filly thinks that if she JUST
deep throats him, or just takes her tongue
up and down, or just moves her mouth up and
down, well, that's good enough.

Right?

WRONG.

Think about al that pleasure that can come
from a VARIETY of sensations.

You need to combine your mouth, lips, tongue
and hands.

That beautiful combination of flickering
tongue, moist lips, suctions, licking,
wet hands, twists and more....

well, if I had a penis, I'd be hard just
thinking about it.

He's your man, give him the deluxe package.

#4 Ignoring The Twins

Speaking of deluxe package, remember there are
3 members to his package. But the bad BJ-Girl
will ignore his balls and leave them alone,
out in the cold to fend for themselves.

Is that really nice?

The testicles are your friends, treat them
as such, greet them warmly.

Kiss them, caress the, lick them. Put them
in your mouth and hum... but don't turn your
back on them.

#5 Teeth

Seriously? Do I have to tell you this?

(The guys said YEAH I DO have to, because
ladies out there are still playing human
grater.)

YIKES!

Keep the teeth outta site. Sure some men like
a VERY little sensation of teeth, but NOT many
and if you aren't really god at what you're
doing yet, then don't scare the poor man.

keep those puppies away from him.

#6 Not Enough Teasing

Um are you in a hurry?

The wham, bam, thank you ma'am doesn't
work well with this oral lovin'.

A TON of men have told me that they
hate it when a women just turns into
crazy hoover mouth and keeps the
same power force without getting
a nice slow build-up.

Like us ladies, they like to be teased,
worked up, tortured in a sexy way.

Men prefer to have time to build
some momentum.

But the woman who never deviates from
a strict up and down movement, well,
what's to look forward to, besides
maybe being OVER stimulated too soon.

And #7...

Not know what REALLY Blow His Mind

AND

NOt reading my book, learning the secrets
to perfecting your passion and becoming the
best lover he's ever had.

You deserve a spanking for that one!

So think of this as a passionate gift you can
give to him.

Isn't it time that you learn what REALLY
blows his mind?

(Here's a hint: It should be YOU.)

It's all here, baby..

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Savor the power you have to change his
breathing, keeping him harder and harder.

Just as your insecurity USED to ring out
like a fire alarm, your confidence will hit
him like a bolt of lightening.

Yes, it's time to become that sex goddess
you've always wanted to be.

It's time for you to rock his world
confidently, knowing that you have the
moves and grooves that bring you
both to Climax-Ville.

It's time to leave behind old crappy
habits and take up new make 'em happy
habits!

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iceberg, haha.

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