This would have made for an incredible experience, but I couldn't even walk to the bed without having my vagina lips getting pinched between the beads. They're strung on elastic string, so as the string is stretching and returning to its normal size (while thrusting, or even walking!) there's a great chance of you getting caught. This was SERIOUSLY painful, definitely killed a moment.

I found the Lover's thong quit pleasing after a night of playing drums in my band. The lead singer enjoys when I put them on backwards and enters me from behind. My only complaint is that he is rather large and the pearls have taken a real beating. Otherwise this is a must have!!